Moving on....

This is just ... fucked up. From craigslist:

Seeking menstrual cuddle partner - 26

I'm looking for a girl (or many) who wants to make a pact with me (and follow through) that whenever either of us has her period, the other will come over and hold her and cuddle her for a few hours. This is what I miss about having a gf, and I don't want a gf now, but I'd really love to still have this. I am SO nice to cuddle with, very nurturing and soothing in general. If you have a gf or even a bf or you just aren't gay that is perfectly fine, I just want sympathetic cuddling. If you expect to start around today, that would be perfect because so am I.

UCM's comment: Not to say that cuddling is bad. Because it's really, really good. But "menstrual cuddling"? Are you serious? I guess she hasn't had a lot of luck with the "follow through" on this. Wonder why.... OMG, I am *such* a bitch. Must be my time of month approaching! So, considering I'm taking no interest in my friends these days, I guess I'm just shit outta luck getting any cuddling of my own at menses this go around, aren't I? ... Oh wait, I forgot! NO ONE is cuddling with me at *any* time of the month. I'm single. I'm not a hard-bodied athlete. I'm not anyone's ideal woman. ... . Thankfuckinggod I have a dog who likes to cuddle and is indiscriminate about the lap he chooses. Otherwise, I might have to respond to this stupid-ass, weird personal ad to get my needs met. *whine, whine, whine*...