OK, I'll just say this: It's 2 a.m., and I was bored and not wanting sleep just yet. And one of my classmates had once told me that reading the personals on Craigslist was a real hoot. So I thought, Why not?
Let me tell you why not: Because the women-seeking-women dating ads on Portland's Craigslist are the most goddamned depressing thing ever. If this is representative of what's out there, someone do me a favor and *shoot me now.*
It's a good thing I'm not actually looking. Otherwise, I might be driven to run away and join the NRA -- just to be closer to someone who has a gun and might *shoot me now.* I swear to fucking god....
*sigh*
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