Too funny not to post

Bare witness, my friends, to the following exchanges on craigslist. Absolutely to be treasured. I'm just giggling here.... ;-}

LARGE BREAST WANTED - 27

Looking for a galfiend with large brest to play with.
maybe more if we connect?
send pic

UCM: Not to be outwitted -- or something -- a divinely funny woman contributed the following response:

re: "Large Breast"

Next time I have to fill in the "Occupation" line on a form, I'm totally using "galfiend."

I'm willing to put aside my usual unforgiving spelling standards when it results in such a fabulous neologism. The same, however, cannot be said for "brest."

UCM: I love you, whoever you are. Now, for another response:

What, just one?

Is that why it has to be large?

UCM: Oh, you're funny, too! But then, we have this contribution from someone who learned to make puns by reading "Dear Abby," who was ever so punny. This respondant needs to learn that it's not necessary to *highlight* your puns; just let them be:

re:the "large breast"

perhaps they're looking for their brest friend? obviously the person who posted that is a total BOOB. who knows? perhaps they just had a few things to get off their CHEST today. hopefully they won't be RACKing their brains trying to understand this post. Posts like theirs are so TITillating to read.

Uh, yeah, that last one was just ... sad. (How did she manage to miss an opportunity to use "knockers" in that pun-fest?) But the first two made me chuckle. I hope you enjoyed them, too.