Over the PA at Freddies: "Will the shopper looking for malt vinegar please report to aisle 5?" I checked my list. It wasn't me they wanted.... (Another reason to like New Seasons: They take you to aisle 5, rather than paging you there.)
From an old friend: "The Olympics are hurting my husband's sex life."
From another friend: "Sometimes, I think my husband's nothing but a brain stem."
In sign language: "Sorry I'm late. Blind people are always making the Deaf wait."
Well, it made me laugh.
But then, I'm looking for something funny right now. I'm sentimental that way....
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