A glimpse in the mirror gave me a thought: I should get a portrait done of me and the pup. Except for the fact that his hair usually looks better than mine. Seriously. For a moment, all that concerned me about the idea was the hair issue.
And then questions of sanity came: A portrait of me and the dog...? Do I still have a fever?! Uh, no... Well, then clearly I've just lost my fucking mind!
What creepy thing will I think next?
I should buy a minivan.
Maybe next time, I'll vote Republican.
How can I say for sure I wouldn't look good in corn rows if I've never actually tried them?
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