Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Everybody stay where you are!

Sometimes, it feels like everyone around me is going to hell in a handbasket, and I am just ... watching it all happen.

If you are alive and healthy, have had no recent near-death experiences and are in good spirits as you read this (and if you also happen to know me), count yourself among the fortunate ones. And please, for the love of all that is sweet in life, STAY THAT WAY.

Nobody move!

Just chill.

And don't eat the spinach, people. For godssake, STAY AWAY FROM THE SPINACH!

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