28 Days Later

All that's coming to my head these days is a scene in "28 Days Later," a little sci-fi sick-monkeys-escape-and-turn-the-Brittish-into-zombies horror flick that came out a couple of years ago.

One of the last *sane* people -- who avoided the zombie fest by virtue of being in a coma and snoozing through the fall of civilization -- walks into a church, looking for sanctuary. There on the old stone walls was scrawled some graffiti: "The end is nearly fucking nigh."

And then some monkey-infested-zombie priest comes lunging out of the choir loft or whatever and tries to *eat* our fair hero.

Well, at least life is keeping him guessing. Can't be *all* bad if that's the case, eh?